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Compass Pointe Course Review (the other one) North/East

Since I had fun last week at Compass Pointe, I figured I’d take advantage of it still being golf weather and head back to the scene of last week’s round, but rather than play the South/West routing, I opted to play the North/East routing.

Overall, conditions on the North/East routing were similar to what I encountered at the other routing; fairways and greens were in good shape, tee boxes were okay, rough was a bit of a mixed bag, and the bunkers were, on several holes, in need of a good raking.

Having said that, it’s late October and we’ve had our first frost, so part of me thinks that this is a bit of a “you get what you get” deal.

After a cart ride over the highway (the other 3 nines are on the same side of the highway as the pro shop, range, practice green, etc.) you’ll find yourself at the first hole.  Like the other routing, the North/East routing starts with a difficult par 5 (picture below) that requires 3 good shots to get to the green.  Anything left or right is dead, although the right side of the fairway does give you a better angle of approach.   A shot on the left (like I had) brings a water hazard into play for your second shot; I was very happy to have cleared it, leaving myself just over 100 yards to the green for my third shot.

1st hole Compass Pointe North

1st hole Compass Pointe North

The third hole (picture below) is fascinating, in that you have a double fairway.  It’s just over 400 yards from the blues and just under 375 from the white tees so while it’s not a beast, it’ll make you think.  The obvious shot is to the fairway on the right (see the 150 yard pole), but the left side, after seeing both sides, does give you a better angle at the green.  Plenty of bunkering to make you think.  A wayward second meant I had to scramble to save bogey.

Compass Pointe 3rd hole (North).  What a beauty.

Compass Pointe 3rd hole (North). What a beauty.

The 8th hole (a beast of a par 5 at 595 from the blues and 585 from the white tees) is the #1 handicap hole…it’ll test you every step of the way.  A tee shot over a ravine to a second shot over a second waste area to a third shot to a small and well protected green.  Like the first hole, it requires 3 very tough shots to get home.

Compass Pointe 8th hole (North).  Just getting here laying 2 required two very good shots).

Compass Pointe 8th hole (North). Just getting here laying 2 required two very good shots).

As you can see from the photo above, the green on #8 is well protected; the only decent place to miss would be short; I missed left and had a brutally tough pitch shot just to get on in 4.  Missing right isn’t much better; you’re still looking at a tough pitch/chip.

The 9th hole (sorry no photo) is a par 4 that looks short on the card but plays uphill; there’s a giant ass tree on the left that looks innocuous but my second shot ended up near it so I can attest to its relevance.

After a cart ride back over the bridge, I ended up on the East nine.  The first hole on the east looks easy; just over 320 yards from the blue tee and just under 290 for the white tee.  The fairway looks generous…but if you get the slightest bit wild, you’re dead.

The 12th hole (picture below) is flat par 3 that requires a carry over water to a slightly sloped green.  One thing I noticed on the East nine…several of the fairways looked to have Bermuda (or something like it) grass, and all of the tee boxes seemed to have this as well.  If so, this would explain why it was starting to go brown (Bermuda does this in cold temperatures).

Compass Pointe 12th hole (3rd hole East).  Try no to think about the water short, right, and long.

Compass Pointe 12th hole (3rd hole East). Try no to think about the water short, right, and long.

After another brutally long and difficult par 5 (do these guys know how to make a simple par 5?), the 14th hole (below) goes all out on pinpoint accuracy.

Compass Point 14th hole (5 East).

Compass Point 14th hole (5 East).

If you can play a slight fade off the tee it opens up the green a lot better.  From the photo above, hopefully you can see how the green is elevated ever so slightly (short and straight isn’t a bad miss, but the chip shot isn’t a gimme).  It plays about 1/2 club longer for your second shot.  One complaint- if the fencing on the right isn’t clear, the hole is cart path only with very few places to enter the fairway.  Add a few…please?

The 15th hole (pictured below) is a long par 3 (192 from the blue tees, 167 from the whites) that requires accuracy; if the photo isn’t clear enough, anything right of the green slopes downward and to the right and leaves you a near-impossible chip shot.

Compass Pointe 15th hole (6th hole East).  Do NOT miss right.

Compass Pointe 15th hole (6th hole East). Do NOT miss right.

I found the bunker on the left; I got out of the bunker but ended up just off the green, where I managed to chip to 6 inches to save bogey.  The cart path goes through some trees and spits you out left of the bunker.

The last two holes at Compass Pointe do what any closing holes should do; challenge, reward, and give you something to remember.

The 17th is a long par 5 with trees on the right and water left.  I stayed dry (barely) and left myself a 12 footer for birdie, which I of course missed because…well, that’s how I roll.  From the photo below, my ball is above the green (not recommended).

From the green at 17 at Compass Pointe North/East (8th hole East).

From the green at 17 at Compass Pointe North/East (8th hole East).

The last hole is a short par 4 that is a fantastic risk/reward.  At only 329 from the blue tee and 301 from the white tee, you think birdie opportunity, but it’s a severe dog-leg left.  The photo below doesn’t really show it, but it is a big dog-leg.

Compass Pointe 18th tee (9th hole East).  You right to left golfers...have at it.

Compass Pointe 18th tee (9th hole East). You right to left golfers…have at it.

Bomb it like I did, and you encounter two bunkers and rough that do a decent job of taking driving the green out of play.  However, I did manage to stay out of the bunkers, hit a 50-yard pitch shot to 10 feet and make a tough putt to finish with a birdie.

From the green at 18 (9th hole East).

From the green at 18 (9th hole East).

Like my visit last week, I had fun.  The layout has some punishing holes, but it has some holes that give an average golfer a chance at making pars and birdies, and really- isn’t that why we’re out here?

Shameless plug for my favourite brand of balls (Titleist) and the team I love above all.

Shameless plug for my favourite brand of balls (Titleist) and the team I love above all.

I’m not sure how many more rounds I’ll get in this year, but if there’s a weekend morning with golf-able weather and I’m functioning, then I’ll try to get out there, hoping for a bit of magic, and a bit of joy.  I hope you find yours.

 

Compass Pointe Course Review

As we sit in the middle of October, all of us facing that inevitable last round of the year, sometimes it’s a good idea to go through that mental Rolodex (note to you young kids- before smart phones, people had Rolodexes on their desks at work, where you’d keep contacts and business cards) and dig a bit deeper.

It was in that vein that I happened to play an October round at Compass Pointe which is in Pasadena, just north of Annapolis.  It had been several years since I played at Compass Pointe (mostly I remember playing a few company golf tournaments of the scramble variety along with a couple 2-man best ball events).  I had heard that conditions had gone downhill over the last few years, but I was curious to find out what had become of one of the few 36-hole courses in the area.

On a frigid morning where toques and jackets were the norm, I set out in search of a good time, and for the most part, I was pleasantly surprised.

The people that worked there that I ran into were uniformly polite, courteous, and helpful.  The guys in the pro shop were friendly, as was the starter (a youngish guy).  Having two courses to marshal folks out to can’t be easy but we didn’t have any issues.  On the day I was there, the range was using their green grass tees and not mats (I’ve seen both- if this is important to you I’d call ahead and ask).

Myself and one of the people foolish enough to play with me (a colleague who is the proverbial “good egg”) went second off behind another twosome.  We played the South/West routing (the other course is the North/East although I suppose you could switch up) and much like Little Bennett, Compass Pointe wastes no time in punching you in the mouth with a brutally tough par 5 (honestly all of the par 5’s are tough here) that is 546 yards from the white tees.  The second hole is a short par 3 to a narrow kidney-shaped green with a lot of undulation; looks easy on the card but it’s not.

The 5th hole (below) is in that vein; on the card it’s a short par 4 but in reality you have to be precise off the tee and then into a well-protected green.

Compass Pointe 5th hole on a cold but clear fall morning.  I love this game.

Compass Pointe 5th hole on a cold but clear fall morning. I love this game.

The front side ends with two fairly mundane par 4’s that require two good shots; the 9th is shorter even though it plays longer to a well-protected green.

Compass Pointe 9th hole (South). Aim for the fairway.

Compass Pointe 9th hole (South). Aim for the fairway.

The West routing is, if you’re asking, a bit goofy.  If you were playing in a scramble or a shamble, there are some holes that seem tailor-made for this format.  The 1st (10th) hole gets this going, with a short par 4 that has a huge water hazard right that is a severe dog leg right.  At 330 from the blue tees and 299 from the whites, the big hitters might give it a rip, while the shorter hitters might opt for a fairly generous fairway but leave a longer approach.

If 10 is goofy, then 12 (3 South) needs a clown’s mouth.  I’m all for unique and challenging holes, but this one has “we will destroy your pace of play and you will like it” written all over it.  Your tee shot needs to be right to left or you’re laying up to about 180-200 yards out for your third shot, and that’s before you have to clear a ravine/waste area.  My biggest complaint is that good shots are punished (I hit a great tee shot but it ran out into a waste area; I was lucky to card a 7).   Again- in a scramble this hole could easily be birdied but the ravine must have several thousand golf balls in it.

The 14th hole (5 south) is another “what were they thinking” where you have to worry about your tee shot going into a hazard if you’re too long (which is fine, except you’re leaving yourself 150-200 yard second shots to an uphill and heavily protected green- not exactly where amateurs will shine).  15 (6 South) is a good “risk/reward” hole that doesn’t punish you.

15th hole at Compass Pointe (6 South).  Grip and rip but don't go right.

15th hole at Compass Pointe (6 South). Grip and rip but don’t go right.

16 (7 South) is another punishing par 5 that, like 12 (3 South) requires a carry through a tree-protected ravine, but isn’t as penal.  If you can shape your second shot to the left it’ll play easier, but it’s by no means a requirement.  The tee shot is downhill but all but the biggest of bombers can have at it off the tee.  The 17th hole is a short par 4 at only 280 from the whites and only 327 from the blues (reachable off the tee for the bombers) to a well-protected green.  18 is a short par 4 (375 from the blues) that plays shorter with the prevailing wind (and the wind kicked up something fierce (and cold) when we got to the tee) with a dogleg right.

16th hole (7 South) at Compass Pointe.  From the fairway.

16th hole (7 South) at Compass Pointe. From the fairway.

While the roughs and the bunkers were, if we’re being honest, a mixed bag in terms of conditions (some holes had thick lush rough, other holes (like 7 South above) had spotty dead spots).  However, the fairways, other than a few dead spots, were in pretty good shape (the fairway turf was a bit furry, but well-maintained).  The greens were dewy (very dewy) but once the dew burned off, they rolled pretty well.  Again- not exactly a 12 on the stimp meter but they were quick enough.

While the South and West nines are built amid a housing development, you don’t really see any homes except for a couple holes.  The course shouldn’t be walked- too far between holes; our gas cart was decent enough if lacking a bit in pickup.

The course has a small but serviceable snack bar (we stopped at the turn for a quick snack- the lady working was friendly and helpful), and the pro shop was stocked with the kind of items you’d reasonably expect to find in a pro shop.  I’ve seen bigger pro shops but they had the basics and the two guys working were certainly polite enough.

I wouldn’t put Compass Pointe on a “play before you die” list, but for $54.00 on a weekend morning, staffed by polite and friendly folks with decent playing conditions, you could certainly do a hell of a lot worse in this area.  I’d probably want to play the North/East routing next time out.  After putting out on our last hole as we drove back to head out, I asked my playing partner “would you come back here?” and he said yes.

And that, I suppose, is what counts.  We had a good time, had a few laughs, and got around in well under 4 hours.  Maybe you’ll play Compass Pointe and maybe you won’t.  But you could do a hell of a lot worse.

I’ve been watching sports for a long time and have seen some crazy endings to games, but the end of the 2015 National Rugby League (NRL- Australian Rugby League) might have been the craziest thing I’ve seen.  The last minute of the game and what ensued was everything sports should be- exciting, breathtaking, heroic, tragic, and more.  Well worth watching.

Waverly Woods Course Review

I’ve lived in Howard County for well over a decade, and whenever possible, I want to promote and help golf courses in Howard County.  It’s frustrating that I can count on one hand the number of public courses in the county, but I want them to be successful and I want them to be part of growing the game.  Seeing the options grow would make my weekend mornings improve by not forcing me into driving 40-60 minutes out of the county to tee it up.

With that being said, golf in this county is, to put it politely, terrible.  I don’t write this with glee and I don’t take any pleasure pointing out the state of affairs here.  We have three public courses and several limited access or private tracks.  For a growing county with our affluence, this is ridiculous.

But it was with hope and optimism that I set out to Waverly Woods in hopes of seeing my home county show that it can hang with the big boys.  Waverly Woods is the sister course of Blue Mash (located in Montgomery County).  I came away realizing that I’ll have to continue trekking into Montgomery County for my golfing fix because the people that run Waverly Woods can’t see the forest from the trees.  Letting your so-called members run amok while doing everything possible to scare off non-members is a recipe for disaster.

I wanted to have a great experience.  I wanted to tell people that no, it’s a great course.  With that being said, it’s a good layout with a wide variety of holes, and a lot of elevation changes.  It will challenge your game for sure.  They have a range with grass tees, a practice putting green and a chipping green to get you warmed up before your round.  I checked in at the pro shop and paid my green fee (paid $79 to ride on a weekend morning); didn’t exactly get a friendly welcome (I’ll point out that the Montgomery County courses all have friendly folks who are at least hospitable).  Didn’t get warm fuzzies from the starter about how they needed my cart so I’d have to pair up with someone.  Is being friendly that difficult?

I was paired up with a threesome (a family of really nice folks whose company was, if nothing else, enjoyable- they were fine folks and I enjoyed meeting them) and being the second group out, I was optimistic of a fairly good-paced round.  Unfortunately, this didn’t happen.

Practice Green.  Great chance to chip, putt and hit sand shots.

Practice Green. Great chance to chip, putt and hit sand shots.

The trouble started at seeing the foursome in front of us with three walkers.  Slow walkers.  VERY slow walkers.  On a course that, frankly, isn’t really walkable due to the topography and some long hikes between holes.  To put three walkers out first…there’s a word for this.  If that wasn’t bad enough, we had fog for most of the front nine.  And by fog, I mean “holy crap am I back in San Francisco?” next to no visibility fog.

2nd hole at Waverly Woods.  I think.  It's out there somewhere.

2nd hole at Waverly Woods. I think. It’s out there somewhere.

As the lead group, you’re setting the pace.  In this case, they played 18 holes in four hours and 45 minutes.  With NOTHING in front of them.  If you were in the 7:00 a.m. group and you’re reading this, YOU NEED TO PLAY FASTER.  OR LET OTHER GROUPS THROUGH.  OR PLAY LATER IN THE DAY.  A four-ball should get around in well under 4 hours, especially if you’re members and know the course.

Of the holes on the front side, #2 is probably the toughest.  A big dog-leg par 5 to a well-protected green; it’s a three shot hole.  Period.  The 8th hole is the #1 handicap hole; it requires three good shots to a well-protected green.  The fairway is open off the tee but the hole tightens up.  It’s a great hole.  The 9th hole is a long-ass par 4 that plays into the prevailing wind (no chance of that).

Waverly Woods 9th hole.  Starting to be able to see a bit.

Waverly Woods 9th hole. Starting to be able to see a bit.

After the 9th hole we were hoping to be able to bypass the slow-pokes in front of us, but no chance of that.  And that’s when things went from bad to worse.  One of the guys in our group was also a member, and complained to the marshal (a useless nitwit who served zero purpose) and someone that was working in the pro shop.  To hear someone say that 2 1/2 hours as the first group out is an acceptable time for 9 holes doesn’t understand pace of play (he blamed the fog, but there was no fog on the back nine and it still took these rubes 2 hours and 15 minutes to get around).  If you’re adding that up, that comes out to 4 hours and 45 minutes for the first group of the day.  Read that sentence again and then wonder if slow play is a problem.

For a course to allow members to play a four-ball in just under 5 hours as the first group of the day is letting the inmates run the asylum.  If the marshal isn’t willing to tell them “guys you’re playing way too slow- you need to pick up the pace” then the marshal serves no purpose.

11th hole at Waverly Woods.  Waiting on the group in front of us.

11th hole at Waverly Woods. Waiting on the group in front of us.

The back nine starts out seemingly easy with a short par 4 to an open fairway (naturally I hit my one big power fade and ended up in the trees) before moving to a tight par 5 to an elevated green.  Got up and down from a crappy lie (they had aerated around the greens so I was dealing with mud pellets most of the day) to save par, which was nice.

The first par 3 on the back side is a toughie; you have to clear a ravine to a well-protected green; I was happy to 2 putt for a bogey here (you’ll see our slow-pokes on the green in the photo below…a recurring theme).

13th hole at Waverly Woods.  There's a green out there.  I swear.

13th hole at Waverly Woods. There’s a green out there. I swear.

The sun came out after this hole and then it warmed up.  The 15th hole was the last par 3; a seemingly easy hole that had all kinds of hazards waiting.

15th hole.  Group in front of us taking forever.  Guys, WHILE WE'RE YOUNG!

15th hole. Group in front of us taking forever. Guys, WHILE WE’RE YOUNG!

The last 3 holes might well be some of the most interesting.  16 and 17 share a super-wide fairway, while 16 has pine trees that wouldn’t look out of place in the sand hills of North Carolina.

16 hole.  If you miss the fairway to the right...take up tennis.

16 hole. If you miss the fairway to the right…take up tennis.

A fortunate birdie on 17 by your humble scribe led us to 18, which is a fantastic finishing hole.  A good second shot made up for a poor tee shot, and I was able to close with a par.

18th hole.  That took way too long.

18th hole. That took way too long.

It’s a shame, really, that this is what has become of Waverly Woods, because it’s a fantastic layout.  Conditions weren’t the greatest but I’d put that down to the greens having been punched and the weather hasn’t really been that cooperative.  One thing- for some reason people here don’t seem to care about replacing divots or ballmarks (including their precious members).  I’d also point out that whoever is cutting their holes on the greens isn’t that good at it (judging by the mess that their earlier efforts looked like).  With all that being said, a less-than friendly atmosphere and borderline negligence at willingness to enforce pace of play doesn’t exactly equate to me rushing to come back.

I wish Waverly Woods the best of luck, because eventually, they’ll need it.

Slow Play Self-Inflicted Wounds

There’s really nothing quite like that first day that feels like fall.  Today is that day, and in a word, it is awesome.

Having said that, pumpkin is disgusting.  There.  I said it.  Oooh…hot take here I come!

 

Played at Redgate this morning at sunup- with She Who Is Really In Charge (SWIRIC) enjoying a vacation (I have some heavy work commitments this week and felt bad that we haven’t been able to have a summer vacation so she’s enjoying September at the shore if you’re interested) I played today (the rain and thunder took care of any thoughts I had of sneaking off for an afternoon round yesterday) in cool, brisk and breezy conditions.

Unfortunately, Redgate has looked better, I’m afraid to say.  Fairways and roughs have seen better days; I’m hoping that this is down to the dry spell we’ve been under and not a sign of what Billy Casper Management is going to do to the course (huge parts of fairways were dead/dormant/brown).  I can remember playing it a few years ago thinking that they had some of the best greens in the area.  I can’t say that right now- they’re slow (again, I want to put that down to aeration that is still clearly visible along with yesterday’s heavy rain) and while most were fairly smooth, a few of them were more than a bit bumpy.  Not sure why, but for their sake I hope they get better (better conditions benefit all of us).

I hit the ball pretty well but my short game was sub-par; carded a pedestrian 82 that could have been worse but should have been better.

What I can’t understand is why courses insist on putting groups out on the back nine.  I understand the whole “time for nine” thing, and that’s great.  But if you’re going to do that first thing in the morning on a weekend, you have to stop pretending that you give two scoots about pace of play, because clearly you don’t.  I got a lecture from the starter about pace of play (concern that they’d need by cart back) before I teed off (how can I say “if every golfer played as fast as I do you’d have 4 hour weekend rounds”).  I finished my round in just under 2 hours (okay so I skipped the 11th hole to jump past the foursome that they put out on the 10th hole as I was coming up on the 9th hole).

What’s my trick?  ONE practice swing, if that.  If I’m playing with someone else I get my yardage and pull a club while they hit, so that when it’s my turn…go time.  I don’t spend more than a minute looking for a lost ball (tournaments are different, but a casual round…60 seconds and if I can’t find one drop (stroke and distance)), and on the green, I use continuous putting (putt until you’re in) unless I’m in a match play situation.  If I’m between sets of tees I use the forward set.  If I’m around the green I make sure to grab 1-2 wedges unless I know for a fact I’m on the putting surface.  I’ll repair my divot while my playing partner(s) are putting.

Redgate 18th green from earlier today.

Redgate 18th green from earlier today.

Not to pick on these four guys, but it was like seeing a “what not to do” video with respect to pace of play.  They were all lying three with 150 yards out and all four are using a distance measuring device…naturally I found out they were playing from the tips (so on a par 4 that is 412 from the tips, it took them three shots to go roughly 260-270 yards…yup, I’m sure that playing from the tips makes perfect sense).

So either you take my path of passing them, or you get stuck behind the four slowpokes who grind the entire day to a halt.  Redgate actually has a solid system of yardage by handicap index (even though my current index is below 10.0 I prefer to play from the “regular” gold tees because I prefer to hit short and mid-irons to the green)…if these four chaps have sub-ten indices find them and play money matches against them.

Again- do you enjoy making pars and birdies or do you enjoy posting ridiculous scores so you can say “but I played it from the tips” to your friends?

I’m sure the influx of folks playing early is due to today being the start of the NFL season as I’m sure a lot of guys wanted to get a round in before watching 12 hours of football (Washington has a 1pm game, Baltimore has a 4:25 game so that’s 7+ hours right there not counting the pregame shows that started at some obscene hour).  Me?  I really couldn’t care.  I know I’m supposed to love the NFL because…hurr durr football?! but I find the games take far too long with very little action, and I’d rather play nothing but six-hour rounds than care about fantasy football (if you love the NFL and fantasy football then by all means enjoy yourself).  My preferred brand of football is rugby league (where an 80-minute came can be completed in less than 2 hours of actual time, and the ball is actually in play for roughly 60 of the 80 minutes)…the NRL specifically (Fox Sports 2 airs 1-2 games a week that I can PVR and watch later).  My other sporting obsession is the Toronto Maple Leafs (again- a 60 minute NHL game can be played in 2 1/2 hours) who have struggled a bit over the last 40-something years.

Since NHL training camps open soon, I have another season of sadness and despair to look forward to.  Luckily Leafs blogger Bloge Salming put this awesome video together about their goaltending situation, with a parody of a Miley Cyrus song to boot.  You’re welcome.

Slow Play Saturday and Other Very Bad Things

Work has kept me away from updating my blog for the last two weeks- I played a desultory round two weeks ago at UMD golf course where I couldn’t have made a putt if my life depended on it.  Last Saturday I played at Rattlewood with some locals; enjoyed their company and turned in a very pleasant 80.

The Rattlewood round was played with a foursome; we got around in a shade over 3 1/2 hours despite waiting for the foursome in front of us (all walking) on several holes.  Which leads me to today’s episode of “Slow Play and You- when forces combine to make the 5 hour round a living, breathing thing!”

Two things you’re noticing if you’re playing (or two things to take note of if you’re not)- several courses have punched their greens (it must be real difficult to let people know- if only there was some kind of mechanism to broadcast this information), and the lack of rain over the last several weeks means that the lush, thick rough we were all hacking our way out of back in June is now brown, thin, and going dormant.

Today’s episode takes place at Northwest Park Golf Course.  Let’s follow along step-by-step on how you, too, can make slow play a real thing and happen at your golf course too!

1) Accept and allow people to book tee times prior to sunrise.  So if the sun comes up at, say, 6:30, book that first time at 6:20.  Be sure to have several people in this first time who are unwilling to hit that first shot until the light is to their liking.

I can see the fairway and the sprinklers. Good to go.

I can see the fairway and the sprinklers. Good to go.

2) Have the starter show up late and spend several minutes taking care of stuff that has nothing to do with getting golfers on the golf course.  Said starter being a stickler for “enforcing rules” will be even better!

3) Always put out three walkers who aren’t exactly quick.

4) Put three foursomes of players in carts in back of them…ideally the types who are good golfers who play fairly quickly.

The deer play faster than the 3 rubes I got stuck with.

The deer play faster than the 3 rubes I got stuck with.

5) That first group?  The one with the three walkers?  Let’s have one go full Kevin Na 2012.  Not sure what I’m talking about?  Feast your eyes:

5) If you haven’t punched your computer yet, the next step would be to have one of these people have a pre-shot routine that takes about 60 seconds.  At a public course.  On a Saturday morning.  I’m almost shameful putting this link up but sometimes you have to do things that are unpleasant.

6) Be insistent about who does and doesn’t tend the flag.

I normally try to be patient (and if you play fast, you can shoot 150 for all I care), but I lasted four holes with these three idiots before I bolted from them.  I’ll point out that I took these clowns over an hour to play four holes (again- as the first group out).  It took me 90 minutes to play the last 14 as a single and that would have been shorter had I not had to wait on the guy cutting new holes on several shots on the back nine.

Waiting on guy cutting new hole location.  No worries mate.

Waiting on guy cutting new hole location. No worries mate.

I don’t know what became of them, and frankly, I don’t particularly care.  I know I played a whole lot better once I ditched them; played the back 9 at one over par (6 pars, 2 bogeys and 1 birdie).

18th hole at Northwest Park. Pro tip- hit it left of that giant tree on the right.  Seriously.

18th hole at Northwest Park. Pro tip- hit it left of that giant tree on the right. Seriously.

The sooner you send these goobers to “how to play faster” school, the better we all will be.   Hint- DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, USE THE PRESHOT ROUTINES YOU SEE FROM THE PROS.  They get paid to play.  And most of them play at a pace that would have to improve to be called glacial.

If you’re one of these “walking is integral to the game” purists…that’s all good and well, but I can assure you that I can get around faster than you if I’m in a cart and you’re walking.  And I’m sorry, but on a Saturday morning with a full tee sheet, the goal should be getting people around quickly.  I’ve long felt that early morning weekend rounds should be cart only, with rigidly-enforced time par to get people around.  Maybe go to only twosomes or threesomes for the first few slots.  The Scots believe a round of golf shouldn’t take more than 3 hours.  They’re on to something.

The proverbial “last straw” with the three dipshits was the one telling me “maybe if you walked you might lose some weight” which was hilarious and sad at the same time.

Here’s the thing…I have a confession to make.  It’s taken me years to come to this realization, and hopefully you’ll all be understanding during this time.  I’ve never admitted this before, mostly because I never really felt the need to say it, but here goes.

Oh…the suspense….oh the agony!

I’m fat.

Seriously.

I’m fat.

I’ll say it again.  I’m fat.  It’s true…alert the media.  Golf Channel should have breaking news, but only if a half-in-the-bag Charley Rymer can be the one to mention it.  It’s true!  Golf blogger is fat!  Oh. My. Gawd.  Get Jim Ross!

I’ve been fat most of my life.  I spent two years in middle school fighting my way through grades 7 and 8 because the “intelligent, refined, and intellectually superior” kids would say horrible things and instigate fights with me (that for them, usually ended with them bloodied, bruised and occasionally broken and ended with me getting detention and eventually a suspension…for fights I didn’t seek out or start).

Once I got out of that playground comments about my weight (or the vastness of it) have largely gone silent because people don’t give two shits (ideally this is the case) or because people prefer to mock my fatness behind my back.  Which is fine, because the truth is I don’t really care what anyone thinks about me being fat.  If I wanted your opinion (and I don’t) I’d have provided you with one.

So yes…I’m fat.  You need not point this out to me.  I’m aware of it.  While I’m making confessions, I swear like a sailor and have an alcohol tolerance associated with Irish dockworkers.

I’m not looking for a parade or sympathy.  Treat me with the same respect you’d afford the other folks, and we’ll get along fine.  That’s it.  You don’t need to point it out, and talking about it is, frankly, pointless.  So there.  I said it.

 

 

 

Doing the Voodoo that You Do

So today’s the last Sunday in July, which means that the next time I tee one up it’ll be August.  Which means that the “summer” golf season of June-August has one month left.

So how’s it going so far for you?  The weather has, as you might imagine, been a real factor (not to beat a dead horse but that Mens Journal written-on-a-crayon piece I referenced last week failed to mention that weather is an enormous factor in rounds played) with several heat waves and more than normal thunderstorms.  Hopefully you’ve been able to get out there and enjoy some good golf.

The Quicken Loans National  hits our area next weekend, however it’s not at Congressional this year, but rather it’s at RTJ Golf Club in Gainesville/Lake Manassas (pick one- I’ve seen both), VA.  While this sounds all good and well, from the official site to buy tickets (the Tiger Woods Foundation website), there’s this nugget:

Buy your parking early and save. Parking will be at Jiffy Lube Live: 7800 Cellar Door Drive, Bristow, VA 20136.

$10 per day, General Admission Parking (Tuesday-Sunday)

Having anything to do with the clusterfuck that is Jiffy Lube Live is, frankly, a disaster waiting to happen.  Ask anyone who’s ever attended a concert there, and they’ll tell you horror stories.  Plus, they’re charging people to park at what is possibly the most-hated venue in the DMV (it’s a tie between Jiffy Lube Live and FedEx Field)?  What’s that about?  I attended this event back when it was the old Kemper Open.  Walked up on Sunday with some co-workers and paid $28.00 to get in and parking was free at Marriott HQ/Montgomery Mall in Bethesda.  Pay in advance now, and that same ticket is now $45.00.  So I’m now paying DOUBLE what I paid when the tournament was at the old TPC Avenel (now TPC Potomac- I played there in 2012 as a guest of a former colleague- it was a fantastic course…if you get a chance well worth your time).  So I’ll pass; I’ll have a few beers that will be cheaper than the $10.00 chilled horse urine that they serve up (and mine will taste better), and I’ll have access to clean, private washrooms and more comfortable seating.  Oh, and at my “private suite”, once the round is done, I won’t have to sit on the parking lot that is I-66 for hours on end.

I played yesterday (Saturday) at Little Bennett.  Other than the greens being a bit furry (they were cutting the greens while I was playing) the course was in great shape.

12th hole.  Waiting to hit my 2nd shot while they mowed and re-cut the green.  Made par from here.  GAHH!

12th hole. Waiting to hit my 2nd shot while they mowed and re-cut the green. Made par from here. GAHH!

It’s hard to complain about carding an 81, except that take away 2 three-putts and that becomes a 79.  Still, it’s a tough course and for my two cents worth an underrated test of golf.

Not scary at all.  Just hit it long and straight.  What could be easier?

Not scary at all. Just hit it long and straight. What could be easier?

I got on a 5-hole par train starting on #10, where I hit the fairway and was on in regulation on every hole.  Had 2 tap-ins of 2″ for pars, but in reality I can’t complain even if I’m doing just that right now.

Note.  Going right with your second shot is not suggested.  Just saying.

Note. Going right with your second shot is not suggested. Just saying.

All in all, a solid round.  The wreckage appears below.

Scorecard from my round on July 25th.  Played from the whites except on 2 holes where I played from the blues.

Scorecard from my round on July 25th. Played from the whites except on 2 holes where I played from the blues.

This week the PGA Tour is in my hometown area (I grew up in Mississauga, Glen Abbey is in Oakville which is next to Mississauga).  When Graham DeLaet withdrew this week due to injury I figured there’d be no chance of seeing a Canadian lead, but here we are on Sunday afternoon with two Canadians (David Hearn is tied for the lead, Adam Hadwin is T6) on the front page of the leaderboard.  Given that a Canadian hasn’t won in over 60 years I’d like to see Hearn pull it out.

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Enjoy August, and hit ’em straight,

Your friends @ SGIC

 

Maintenance Day Ramblings

I played yesterday at Redgate, and was not impressed with the conditions.

Ko'olau Golf Course.  Not a bad place to be right now.

Ko’olau Golf Course. Not a bad place to be right now.

I’d like to sugarcoat things, but if I’m being honest, the course wasn’t in the greatest shape.  The greens had been punched 1-2 weeks prior (again- nothing on the course’s website about this), and the tee boxes were scruffy at best.  Lots of dead spots and divots.  The fairways were okay, but not great (I’m not sure why, but my cart didn’t have any divot mix containers).  Several of the greens had multiple divots and pitch marks; I do my best to repair my pitch marks and divots (a good rule of thumb- fix yours and if you don’t see a group behind you, fix another) even though I normally don’t take a divot from the fairway as I’m more of a picker than a digger.

I’ll grant you this- the weather has played havoc and I’m sure every superintendent in the DMV would love to have the weather we had last summer (who wouldn’t?) return, but unfortunately it’s been a full throttle of heat, humidity and thunderstorms.  On the one hand, the rain is doing the work of sprinkler systems so water usage must be down a ton.  So the amount of brown spots I saw yesterday really makes no sense.

The round itself was a mixed bag; after a couple early bogeys on easy holes, I rode the par train for seven straight holes before I got on board the bogey and worse train for a few holes before going par/par/double bogey/par to finish the round.  Playing solo I was moving so I didn’t have a chance to take photos.  I carded a respectable 81 (out in 39 but in with a 42) that was helped by only needing 32 putts (I got wild with the driver which didn’t help things).  Didn’t help that the battery in my rangefinder died so I had to go old school for the last 16 holes but that’s a real case of first-world problems.

Which brings me to issue #2- putting people out on the back nine.  I’m all for the “time for nine” idea.  But if you go out early on the back nine, you can’t be a slowpoke.  And when you see people waiting on you, and there’s not a single group in front of you, guess what- YOU’RE THE PROBLEM!  Admitting it is a good first step but actually playing faster is a solution.  Or better yet, wave the speed demons up and let them play through.

Look- Redgate is still a solid muni course and I, for one, am glad it exists.  It was pretty busy as I finished up my round (despite having to wait on our slow-poke twosome I finished in 2 1/2 hours…pedestrian by my standard but in the DMV on a Saturday morning I really shouldn’t complain) which was nice to see.

Recently I came upon an article in Men’s Journal; another pile of bullshit (I’ll start with how they got the number of majors that Tiger Woods has won wrong- the article says 15, not 14 (if you want to count his 3 US Amateurs that’s 17…still not 15) about how the game is dying.  Except that it isn’t (when the author of this dirge trotted out Tiger Woods it became dog-whistle garbage (Woods didn’t grow the game- he impacted TV ratings when he played; housing developments and terrible real estate management gave us too many courses- a lot of his fans may have purchased Nike hats but most of them already liked golf; at best, rounds grew by 1-2% when he was in his infancy).  The industry had its best-ever sales of golf balls in April of this year.  People aren’t buying golf balls for the sake of buying them.  Golf Datatech produced actual research about this.   The NGF and Golf Datatech have done enough research that shows that weather plays a HUGE role in rounds played.  Think about 2012 when we didn’t really have much of a winter.  Courses stayed open, rounds played were up.  Now think about the last two winters, and how cold and snowy they were.  Courses weren’t open and rounds plummeted!  Amazeballs, right?  I know I didn’t play in March, and was willing to freeze my “one meat, two veg” off in early April just to be able to play.

What has changed is that the days of being able to spend all of your weekend at a country club is no more for families and that myself and younger folks aren’t buying private club memberships like our parents did.  But this isn’t news.  How the industry deals with this will be interesting.  I’ll be watching.

The other thing that this article talked about was the old chestnut of how millennials aren’t playing.  And yet, I took a long look at the faces of the golfers who were either teeing off or getting ready to tee off yesterday, and it was a very heavy millennial-leaning crowd (probably 75% white and 25% Asian/African-American/Latino).  I’ve played with three different groups of millennials this year.  All of them the kind of folks you’d be happy to have in your group.

And last, but not least, you can now find me on Instagram.  I’m here.  So add me and I’ll start adding photos (mostly golf-related; I think I’ll pass on taking pictures of my food (wine and scotch do not apply to this).

 

Rattlewood Course Review

I’ve passed by Rattlewood Golf Course at least a dozen times over the last two years, often to playing at Little Bennett, PB Dye or Whiskey Creek.  At no point did I ever think to stop in and take a gander, make a tee time, or look a bit closer.   I took a couple comments from a couple guys I played with once (who both hated it) and let that act as judgement on the course.  Upon further review, they were wrong.

If I were to say that Rattlewood is the jewel in the crown of the MCG courses, I’d be wrong.  With that being said, you could do a lot worse than spending a day at Rattlewood.   If I didn’t like the course I’d tell you so, and more importantly, I’d provide evidence of what I didn’t like.  I won’t say it’s an upscale member-for-day experience (it’s not), but I will say that if you’re looking for interesting holes and good playing conditions that won’t destroy your wallet (I paid $59.99 to ride on a Saturday morning; Hampshire Greens and Northwest run $25 more), then you could certainly do a lot worse.

Pullig into the parking lot amid rain, I wasn’t sure what I was in for.  The lot was empty, and I didn’t see much in terms of activity.  After I schlepped my bag to a cart and loaded up, I went inside, paid my green fee, hit a few practice putts on their practice green (picture below) and waited to tee off.  When the group before me wasn’t around, the starter (first woman starter I’ve seen in recent memory) sent me on my way playing solo.  As is my want, it took me about 1/1000th of a second to get to the tee, put a peg in the ground and send one airborne (I probably should have tied my shoes but really- that’s overrated).  Normally I wouldn’t play from the tips, but 6501 yards is at the high end of my wheelhouse and there’s only one par 4 more than 420 yards (my cutoff).  The par 5’s are your yardage hogs; the shortest one is 527 yards and the longest one is a robust 551 yards.  The whites come in at 6,104 yards and will give most golfers plenty to deal with.

Pro shop and clubhouse at Rattlewood.  The carpet is from Caddyshack and is spectactular

Pro shop and clubhouse at Rattlewood. The carpet is from Caddyshack and is spectactular

After a fairly pedestrian opener, the second hole provides a stiffer challenge at 440 from the tips.  The photo doesn’t show that it’s raining, but it still is on #2.  The tee box is elevated so it plays shorter, but it’s still a lot of golf hole.  The rough wasn’t terrible when I played it, but given all the rain we’ve had it’s not hard to see how it could get pretty lush.  One thing I didn’t like- no collar or intermediate rough…you’re either in the fairway or in the deep stuff.

Second hole at Rattlewood from the rough.  Don't go right.

Second hole at Rattlewood from the rough. Don’t go right.

The third hole is the first par 5, and at 528 from the tips and uphill the entire way, it’s a 3-shot hole for sure.  The first two shots are all about position for the third shot (it doglegs to the right for your third shot; the greens are all fairly small and well protected but most holes have a run-up area that is a good miss); my third trickled on the green and I was able to 2-putt for a par.

Third hole at Rattlewood.  Really pouring here.  And uphill.  And maybe a bear and a shark.

Third hole at Rattlewood. Really pouring here. And uphill. And maybe a bear and a shark.

A couple fairly mundane holes lead you to #6, which, though having an elevated tee, requires a carry over water that shouldn’t be an issue, but we know how water can intimidate even highly skilled players.  If that wasn’t enough, I had to land my second shot on the green in between a dozen geese who were kind enough to leave their “mark” on the green.  Do you get free relief from goose shit?  Just asking.  The hole doglegs to the left; the green is just past the bunker on the left.

6th hole at Rattlewood.  I think you get a free beer if you hit a goose.  Maybe.

6th hole at Rattlewood. I think you get a free beer if you hit a goose. Maybe.

The front side closest with a tough par 5 (551 from the tips); it doglegs to the left twice (it’s the #1 handicap hole on the course if that sort of thing is important to you) to a slightly elevated green.  A good miss is right as it’ll typically kick left.  I felt pretty happy to 2-putt for a par.  The back side starts with a second difficult par in a row (see photo below); this one requires a pretty hefty carry over a hazard (it’s 521 yards from the tips).  I ended up in the left rough, left my third shot in trouble and 2-putted for a bogey.

10th hole at Rattlewood.  I'd suggest clearing the hazard, but I'm not a pro.

10th hole at Rattlewood. I’d suggest clearing the hazard, but I’m not a pro.

The 12th hole (below) is a long par 3 (224 yards from the tips); for me that’s a full 3-wood.  From the whites it’s “only” 209 yards (plays slightly downhill but there’s a big bunker on the right that clearly must see a lot of traffic.  I cleared the bunker but was just off the collar; chipped and 1-putted for a very happy par.

12th hole at Rattlewood.  A beast of a par 3.

12th hole at Rattlewood. A beast of a par 3.

After a couple 3-putt mishaps, I managed to par the last four holes (getting up and down on 3 straight holes to save par) to come in at a 79 (my first sub-80 round this year).  If I were being honest, I’d give some credit to my new big stick (a Titleist 915D2 driver that is at least 15-20 yards longer than my 910D2).

17th hole at Rattlewood.  Do. Not. Go. Left.

17th hole at Rattlewood. Do. Not. Go. Left.

Scores on the doors:

 

Scorecard from my round on July 11th.  Feels good to break 80.

Scorecard from my round on July 11th. Feels good to break 80.

One of the issues with the golf scene in the area is that the public courses are starting to separate themselves.  You have your “member for the day” tracks like Whiskey Creek, Raspberry Falls, Lake Presidential, and the like.  Then there’s your top end public tracks (Northwest Park, Laurel Hill, Blue Mash, Waverly Woods come to mind).  And then what?

The Sligo Creek, Trotters Glen, Gunpowder courses serve a specific market, but in between I feel like we still have varying levels of mediocrity.  Cross Creek is slowly sliding into this end of the spectrum (and the infinite gong show that is Timbers at Troy is slowly heading down this path whether they want to admit it or not).

The course has a serviceable driving range (mats only), a short game green for chipping and a practice putting green.  The clubhouse is accessible at the turn should the need for sustenance come up; I don’t know if they have a beverage cart or not.  They have a pro shop that has the sort of things you’d expect to see at most public golf course pro shops.  The starter and the young man working in the pro shop were very polite and friendly.  Not sure what else you can ask for.

So my advice?  Stop…take a chance on the unknown.  You never know what you’ll find.  You may find something you needed, even if you didn’t know what you were looking for.  I needed Rattlewood today.  I just didn’t know it.  Sometimes you just have to get out of the way, and see things for what they are, and not what you might want them to be.  It was a great reminder of why I love this game, and the beauty that comes from a course you don’t know, and just you, a new sleeve of Titleists, your clubs, your swing, and your imagination.

Is Rattlewood perfect?  No, but neither am I.  The greens were a bit slow and were a touch bumpy (understandable given how much rain we’ve had), but in the end, I had a great day out, and really- isn’t that why we play?

Would I go back to Rattlewood?  In a word…yes.

Your song of the day is courtesy of Gordon Lightfoot (mock it and I’ll beat you with a bag of hammers).

Getting a Few Things Off My Chest

After a weekend of not playing, I teed it up yesterday (7/3) at Hampshire Greens.  My list of maladies keeps growing; I already have chronic tendinitis in one foot and managed a 2nd degree burn on the other leg (more on that), and if that weren’t enough, I dealt with back spasms yesterday morning (still tender).  To say I was not optimistic would be painfully correct.   Played decent (not great) and got around in an 82 from the blues.  The picture below of the first hole doesn’t capture the elevation change off the tee but it’s a pretty good visual of what you’re looking at.

Hampshire Greens 1st Hole. DO NOT GO LEFT.

Hampshire Greens 1st Hole. DO NOT GO LEFT.

One thing- Hampshire Greens has punched their greens so you’ll notice the tiny holes (it looks like they did this a week or so ago) and more importantly, the layer of sand on your ball.  Bring an extra towel.

The folks at Hampshire Greens are, if nothing else, friendly and polite.  They’re not perfect but my experience yesterday was pretty good.  The pro shop and starter folks were nice enough (no beverage cart until the 18th hole but there are several water stations at the course).

Beyond that, the course was in good shape despite the heavy rains we’ve had for most of June.  The fairways were in decent shape (a bit lush but recently mowed) but it was hardly playing “firm and fast” but it played well enough.  Unless they move the boxes and hole locations, the location on #2 was up front, but #17 and #18 were way in the back.

The 10th hole (see below) remains one of my favourites as there are several ways to attack the hole.  Aiming at the bunker gives you a more direct line, but playing to the right of the bunker gives you a clearer view of the green.  Managed to 2-putt for a par, with no complaints.

Hampshire Greens 10th Hole.  Choose your line wisely.

Hampshire Greens 10th Hole. Choose your line wisely.

Played with a few guys who, other than being a bit slow, were nice enough.

If you get a chance to play this weekend have fun, keep it moving along, and don’t be afraid to use a forward set of tees.  You’ll have fun, and you’ll play faster.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t talk about a couple issues that have bothered me more than a fair bit over the last few days-

1) Donald Trump.  I’ve little interest in his politics, but his recent comments that golf should be a game only for elites is laughably wrong and exactly the opinion that keeps the game from growing.  For one, over 70% of golf courses in the US are your public/municipal/daily fee courses.  The kind of courses I play every weekend morning, and my guess is the kind you play if you’re reading this (if you’re a member at Congressional and would like to have me out there get a hold of me and I’m your huckleberry).  Where we change our shoes in the parking lot before playing, and we all aspire to play better but mostly, we play because we love the game.  Take away over 2/3 of golf courses, and the industry would die overnight (a couple recent visits to Golf Galaxy were chock-full of public course golfers just like me).  When the recession hit in 2008-09, the courses most likely to go under were not the muni tracks but the private clubs (what Trump doesn’t understand is that my generation (Gen X) and the Millennial/Gen Y folks are not buying country club memberships…I probably get at least one country club solicitation a month).

My better half She Who Is Really In Charge (SWIRIC) doesn’t play and has never expressed a desire to take up the game so for me to join a country club makes zero sense.  And in the day of parents with kids having activities going on seemingly nonstop, having dad spend all day on Saturday at the club is simply not happening to the extent that it was.  That the PGA Tour, LPGA Tour, USGA, PGA of America have all come out against his comments should tell you all you need to know.  I’ll further that the tours should cease using his courses immediately.

Further, Trump should care about growing the game (for all their other problems, the USGA and PGA of America are at least trying to grow the game).  You don’t grow the game by making it less accessible or by saying that it should only be for elites.  To Trump’s point…do I want to play golf with a 15 inch hole (make your own jokes)?  No.  But if someone gets the bug as a result, takes it up, and then decides they want to play with a regulation hole…then that’s good, right?

Ask the golf equipment manufacturers how they feel…I’m sure they’d very much like aspiring and novice golfers to buy their gear.

2) Steve Simmons. The columnist for the Toronto Sun wrote a scathing piece about Phil Kessel after he was traded to Pittsburgh (I’m linking to it against better judgement).  In his column, he states that Kessel would venture down from his downtown Toronto condo every day at 2:30 for a hot dog at a specific hot dog stand (the suggestion being that Kessel is fat and lazy and doesn’t care about nutrition).  Which is fine, except that Leafs’ blog Pension Plan Puppets kind of, well, debunked that story.  The point is this- Simmons is entitled to his opinion (if he thought Kessel wasn’t a good hockey player then fine- if he had actual quotes from NHL coaches and GM’s to support this…great), but he’s not entitled to make stuff up.  I thought about writing up a paragraph of insults about him, but frankly, his relevancy is nil and the less you listen to him the better off you’ll be.  Know this- if I write something about a course, know that this was my actual experience.  Your experience may well be different, but I will never write fiction and try to pass it off as fact.

As always, hit ’em straight and play well.  Enjoy your Independence Day celebrations.  Play this song and enjoy the holiday.

 

Poolesville Course Review

While I consider myself open to new courses, it’s lousy treatment, poor pace of play and terrible course conditions (or a combination of those) that keep me from returning to certain courses.  Other courses have simply fallen off my radar as other options become easier and simpler.

I’ve never heard much about Poolesville Golf Course.  I knew it was part of the MCG portfolio, but that was really it.  I’d ask folks about it, and nobody really had much to say about it.  Ask the average golfer in the area, and they’ll tell you about the known entities in the area.  Which is good.  So it was in this vein that I set off for the hour-long drive to the great unknown that was Poolesville Golf Course.

As I pulled into an empty parking lot at daybreak, I’d be lying if I wasn’t overly optimistic.  I saw what appeared to be a dilapidated building on one side (labeled as a pavilion), and something that was purporting to be a clubhouse on the  other.  I walked in with clubs in tow, and found the pro shop where I paid my green fee.  Another lengthy stroll to where the carts were, and I’d be lying if I was starting to wonder what exactly I was in for.  There is a large practice green adjacent to the cart area where I hit a few chips and tried to get loose.  A few minutes later, I set off with one of their starters (playing on his day off) and another regular.  A duffed tee shot did little for my state of being.

Sometimes, you just have to wait around, open your eyes, and see what you want to see.  I suppose that this is really Poolesville Golf Course in a nutshell.  You can see an old dilapidated pavilion and a rather dated pro shop building, or you can look closer.  It’s when you stop to look closer that you find that reward.

On the green on #2.  Man aged to 2-putt for a good par.

On the green on #2. Man aged to 2-putt for a good par.

Poolesville is relatively flat, but that shouldn’t mean to say it’s boring.  There are elevation changes but they’re more subtle; nuanced, if you will.  Fairways are generous but not overly so; good shots will be rewarded.  There’s not serious trouble that’s a few feet from the fairway, but wayward shots can and will get punished.  The picture of #2 above is a good example; there’s slope but it’s not windmill and clown’s mouth time (565 from the white tees means that this is a big-boy hole).  The greens look flat, but there’s a lot more slope in them than you’d think.

It’s not tricked up on any level, but it’s certainly not easy either.  The best of the bunch on the front side is #8, a difficult par 3 requiring a carry over water to a green that slopes from back to front.  The 7th is a shorter (515 from the white tees) par 5 but one that still requires three good shots to the green.

The back nine is where the genius comes out.  The 10th hole is a fairly pedestrian par 4 (holes 1 and 10 have the same teeing ground so there’s always a few folks there), but then the toughest stretch on the course awaits  you.  The 11th hole is a short par 5 but it requires a carry over water to a smallish landing area.  There is a flag in the middle of the fairway that is a great place to aim, if being in the fairway is your thing (I chose to go right and have to punch out with a hooded 4-iron).

11th Hole at Poolesville.  Don't miss short.  Or left.  Or right.  Just aim for the flag.

11th Hole at Poolesville. Don’t miss short. Or left. Or right. Just aim for the flag.

The 12 hole is a long par 4 where left is dead (if you’re guessing that I went left and was dead…you’d be right).  13 is a par 3 that plays long to a tight and well-protected green.  Yes, those are white (OB) stakes past the forward tee.

13th hole at Poolesville. Just hit it on the green and you'll be fine.

13th hole at Poolesville. Just hit it on the green and you’ll be fine.

The 16th hole is another knee-knocker.  It requires a tee shot over a small ravine to a cambered fairway.  The green is no pushover as it has some nasty slopes that protects against approach shots that go long and left (so thanks for that).   It’s not a crusher on the card, but it flat-out punishes bad shots.

16th hole at Poolesville. I'd say hit it in the fairway.

16th hole at Poolesville. I’d say hit it in the fairway.

The 18th hole is a bit of a damp squib.  Other than being a bit longish and having an elevated tee box, it looks very similar to #9 (which runs parallel to it).  My pushed second shot ended up in the bunker, but I managed to save par with a 20-footer that I sank, which put a nice end to my round.

Poolesville 18th hole.  Hopefully my bunker raking skills were satisfactory.

Poolesville 18th hole. Hopefully my bunker raking skills were satisfactory.

All in all I enjoyed my round.  We went off second and while we pushed the group in front of us we weren’t waiting on them, and got around in a fairly reasonable 3 hours and 15 minutes.  For a Saturday morning it’s quite satisfactory.  While I ride almost exclusively, other than couple lengthy hikes between holes it’s not the worst walk in the world.  It’s flat and most of the holes are close to each other.  No beverage cart but the water stations had fresh cold water (which went down pretty well given the heat and humidity).

Poolesville has two challenges.  It’s a hike from anywhere in the area, which won’t change.  The other challenge is that they don’t have a snack bar or halfway hut.  You can go into the pro shop and buy pop, Gatorade and beer and some candy and chips, but that’s about it.  This is a relatively easy fix, if you ask me.

I won’t lie about the drive.  It’s a long haul, and morons at MDOT (or Morons Doing 0 about Traffic) who decided to close I-370 to one lane for repaving certainly didn’t help (nothing like seeing 10-12 workers sitting around shooting the bull when there’s a 20-minute backup) things.  But take that away, and it’s a hidden gem that’s in great shape.  Maybe they don’t have a “signature” hole, and maybe they need a snack bar (seriously- get a snack bar; it’ll make money).  But for $20 cheaper than Falls Road and Northwest, it’s a relative value and a course worth the drive.

If you’re playing today and you’re either taking your dad and/or being treated by your son/daughter, remember that pace of play is a wonderful thing.  And please, don’t get the weepies on the course.

My feelings about FOX covering the US Open mirror the iconic Dead Kennedys early 1980’s take on MTV:

 

The good news is that after this weekend this bunch will only be around another 11 years.  So there’s that.

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